Dear Mister Madoff:
Before it's too late, I wanted to thank you for all that you've done for America. It's been reported that you have pleaded guilty to 11 criminal charges, meaning you will spend the rest of your life in jail. A legacy like yours should not go unmarked as you fade into history.
And so I'm writing you this letter to honour your contributions to American society. I'm not speaking about the thousands of people you've defrauded. Nor am I referring to the (less than) $50bn you made evaporate overnight. And those two people you caused to commit suicide? Disgraceful, of course, but not all that you should be remembered for.
I, unlike the rest of our compatriots, will choose to exalt your gifts, not just your sins. Like the way you single-handedly forced Congress to acknowledge just how crappy the SEC is at doing its job. Like when your downfall helped unearth a dozen other Ponzi schemes, proactively saving millions of dollars. And I, for one, do not think you're only the basest kind of American – a man driven by greed, power and an unchecked case of OCD. No, you, sir, are an American patriot. Your selfless sacrifice is overlooked by the hate-first-think-second mass media. You gave the American people somebody to despise when they needed it most. In our economic era, you may not have been the villain we wanted, but you were the one we needed.
Bernie – may I call you Bernie? – you arrived at just the right time. In December, when you admitted your fraud, we Americans were spewing anger, but it wasn't directed at anyone in particular. President Bush? He was on his way out of office, and we had already vented our frustrations at the polls. The CEOs of sub-prime lenders? Countrywide was absorbed by Bank of America; Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac belonged to us, the very people they helped ruin. Wall Street? Too many CEOs, all of whom you could call greedy only if you understood what in God's name a credit-default swap was....
Showing posts with label Illicit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Illicit. Show all posts
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Bernie Madoff- an American Hero?
Bernie Madoff- an American Hero?
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Economic Gangsters
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Friday, January 9, 2009
Podcasts
Boettke on the Austrian Perspective on Business Cycles and Monetary Policy
Sowell Says U.S. May `Go Down the Tube' Under Obama
Dinallo Says U.S. Government Made `Right Call' On AIG Bailout
Zuckoff Says There Were Signs Madoff Fraud Started Legitimately
Mitchell Zuckoff, a professor at Boston University, talks with Bloomberg's Tom Keene about his book, ``Ponzi's Scheme,'' and similarities to the Bernard Madoff investment case.
Frankel Says Currency Crisis `Second Fiddle' to Economic Crisis
Sowell Says U.S. May `Go Down the Tube' Under Obama
Dinallo Says U.S. Government Made `Right Call' On AIG Bailout
Zuckoff Says There Were Signs Madoff Fraud Started Legitimately
Mitchell Zuckoff, a professor at Boston University, talks with Bloomberg's Tom Keene about his book, ``Ponzi's Scheme,'' and similarities to the Bernard Madoff investment case.
Frankel Says Currency Crisis `Second Fiddle' to Economic Crisis
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Advice to a pyramid schemer
'Take the human being out of the equation'- Madoff
On MIT Math graduates;
Full transcript of the event
On MIT Math graduates;
not much use, 'They spend too much time thinking'
Full transcript of the event
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Friday, October 31, 2008
The business of pirates
His pirate team typically divvied up the loot this way: 20 percent for their bosses, 20 percent for future missions, 20 percent for the gunmen on the ship, and 20 percent for government officials.
-Somalia’s Pirates Flourish in a Lawless Nation
Thursday, September 11, 2008
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